How to name a cat
Select the name of the cat — it’s not a joke, it’s you, sorry, did not sing the song. Each cat — I otnyut not lost his mind — certainly must have three names.
Name of the first — just the name of the home, for example — Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, Jonathan Findlay … Or, Victor, Bill Bailey and Jimmy — all names with little ploys.
There are more names of subtlety, exquisite for cats — cats and gentlemen, ladies: What Plato and Odalisque, if the name you will find enjoyable.
But a beautiful name — it is necessary everyday, that is a home you must name Give the cat and do not forget, because the cat will not be solved without the name Neither tail pipe screw up, no fluff mustache.
Here are examples of the names of these proud, ancient: Myshegrouz, Murkator, Lapist, Kogtilin, Dzhelikissa, Smetantsiya, Bombalerina … beast with that name in the whole world one!
The third name the cat has a special mystery to guess the name nobody can. Your cat will not tell even accidentally — nobody and nowhere, never, no way!
Here he sits in meditation incomprehensible — so the thought of your mind absorbed cat: It’s the thought of striking-ineffable — to express — is striking — unimaginable out of unique and cat names.